Score: 6

"this was a complete waste of time..."

submission: Counter Terrorism Unit

date: July 31, 2003

it took my pc 10 minutes to download this peice of shit. the graphics were as painful to watch as viewing your mom bang the mailman. the sound was loud and crisp, but hearing the all-memerable "BOOYAA!!" got annoying fast. the only good thing was the fine-ass Laker girl. i enjoyed the idea of the game, however. its always a pleasure to watch hard-working citizens belittle professional athletes when they are at their worst.

Score: 8

"Pretty good, but the ending blew."

submission: The Chase From The FBI

date: July 31, 2003

It was enjoyable, got rid of my boredom, the detail to the Beretta 9mm pistols was very well drawn, and the animation was good, too. Wasnt too much action, though, i kinda wish there was a shootout scene between the crook and the agents. the ending sucked so bad, thats the downfall of this movie. i mean, a goddamn coconut killed him....

Score: 9

"Very Good. Had a creepy Tim Burton feel..."

submission: "From my Room"

date: July 23, 2003

it was very good, i enjoyed it. kinda cute and funny like a Tim Burton movie, and the whole concept was creepy. good, clean fun.

Score: 10

"this is a goddamn masterpiece...."

submission: The Final Task

date: July 23, 2003

This has to be the best animation i've ever seen on Newgrounds, and it brought some of the best things i love: extreme violence, Japanese history and warfare, as well as demons. this is perfect, although there is no story, and it was unfortunately short, however. brilliant, just fucking brilliant. i tip my hat off to the man who created this.

Score: 8

"Very, very entertaining!"

submission: Mankind's Asskicking

date: July 23, 2003

i enjoyed this game. i always wondered what happened to good ole' Mick Foley and this game brought back memories of a simpler time, where wrestling was a dynamic soap-opera with outrageous characters and incredible fights....god, the more i think about it, the more it seems we are a lazy batch of cheeseburgers with nothing more entertaining...

Score: 9

"MENTOS! THE FRESHMAKER!!!!"

submission: MENTOS! (spoof)

date: June 14, 2003

I loved this so much because it shows the darker side of a good thing. just hilarious. Makes me wanna blow an old woman's brains out while smacking on a Mentos. and the Mentos song is the greatest commercial jingle of all time!

Score: 9

"It looks promising..."

submission: Lords of Battle

date: June 14, 2003

It looks very worthy to be a Newgrounds battle movie. However, there just was'nt enough for me to enjoy. It was like asking for a steak dinner and only getting a cut of the steak. Good, nontheless.

Score: 9

"Good. Good."

submission: Sack Smash 2001

date: June 12, 2003

This is a great game. i just wish there were goblins where i lived so i could smash 'em with my enormous sack.

Score: 10

"Perfect"

submission: Alien Hominid

date: June 12, 2003

a perfect and fucking hilariously violent game, being an alien never was so fun-and addictive. However, this game is too goddamn hard.

Score: 7

"Better than the first."

submission: matrix: unlimited epi 0

date: June 12, 2003

Now i liked this one better, because you stood up and showed these people that you could think up an original story. and Neo was badass in this. but the animations were shit and the fact that Neo(THE ONE) was cloned kinda messes up the storyline.It really does'nt fit. can i get your email so i can share some Matrix stories i've written?