Score: 4

"Wow! That had nothing to do with the Matrix!"

submission: Matrix: Neb Operator

date: June 12, 2003

C'mon! what the hell is this? why can't people make a great Matrix game or film w/o putting stick figures or gay animations? this had nothing to do with the Matrix at all! and a bit of advice, Operators work hard to help out rebels, not to play Tetris on the job. instead, make a game where you have to look through building blueprints and find exits, and weaponry to keep your soldiers alive. kinda like Starcraft.

Score: 7

"It was a very good start."

submission: matrix: unlimited epi 1

date: June 12, 2003

I loved it. it was a very good first start. I loved almost everything about it: the original storyline, the characters, Matrix chorreography, and Korn/Matrix remix worked perfectly for this movie. However, as a hard working Matrix freak, i do have to deduct points on the animation. it really sucked. i hate stick figures. A great story with a lacking animation. but good nonetheless.Just team up w/ a good artist and you got it in the bag.

Score: 10

"Very good..."

submission: Sonic the Pervert

date: June 12, 2003

What can i say? You finally made America love Sonic. And everything was hot. i don't think i've ever been so determined to rip clothes off of furry animals, but it was cool. It would have been better had there been a sex movie like in Ganguro girl or Sim girl.

Score: 10

"THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY EVER."

submission: all yor base r blong 2 us

date: June 12, 2003

This is the best internet phenomenon. Every time I watch it I laugh even harder.I mean, come on! if you saw a soccer player get kicked in the nuts to the beat of a high speed techno song, you'd laugh too!

Score: 8

"Very Nice."

submission: Work It! - Olskoo NES

date: June 12, 2003

That was funny and cool. It was funky like 3 month old cheese and as Japanese as a shirt that says "Reggae Hairstyle, Rock and Roll!!!" It was very entertaining. But somehow i felt like i was watching a creepy Backstreet Boys music video.

Score: 1

"No, that was some gay shit."

submission: Matrix Stix Unreloaded

date: June 12, 2003

indeed it was. Lazy bastard....

Score: 1

"Great...Another stick version. How original..."

submission: Matrix Stix

date: June 12, 2003

You know what? I'm absolutely tired of these games where the Matrix style is tarnished by the horrificly plain stick figures. why cant you artists draw a real Neo, or a decent Morpheus? No, instead us REAL Matrix fans get this crap and realize the laziness. you want to make a real Matrix game? think of an original story, write it out, then draw it. No candy-ass sticks, no excuses.

Score: 9

"Loved every minute of it."

submission: Blue or red pill??

date: June 12, 2003

I must give my props to the man who thought of this. I absolutely love the Matrix films and storyline. This was worthy of being Matrix-esque and I loved it.(even though it spoofed the Matrix) And I am appreciative of the fact that it was talented enough not to have shitty stick figures in it. Just Incredibly funny.

Score: 5

"Ummmmm........yeah......"

submission: the matrix game

date: June 12, 2003

Okay, first off, let me commend you on a great job on the reflex testing. i'll admit it brought in a nice challenge. as for the animation.......lets say the stick figure+ Greatest movie of all time(Matrix) is getting really old. and the sound was as excrutiating as hearing your own parents fucking.

Score: 5

"It was okay......"

submission: The Matrix Reborn

date: June 12, 2003

I'm probably the most die-hard Matrix fan in the world, and you can bet on that, so when i watched this i tried not to laugh, or revolt in anger. The story is basically the same as the movies, i guess. The animation was'nt too good either. Neo looked kinda like Trinity...Ummm, good try though.